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CeLibATe CeLEbRiTY

from (​$​) CoiNz by New Beat Fund

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CELIBATE CELEBRITY
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I bought a cell phone from a celibate celebrity
For a bag of shwag and a couple hits of ecstacy.
I turned it on and some random chick texted me
Nudie pics of her spreadin' her butt cheeks.

So what do I do? Take it to the news,
They put it up on Youtube.
I showed all my friends, who showed all their friends,
Put it in a text press send.
Bitch blew up, shit got huge,
Hope I don't end up sued.
Went to the mail, a letter for me,
and a check for a hundred G's

(chorus)
Hey now baby finding out, what you're working out.
I guess its alright, looking for love in the middle of the night.
Hey now baby freakin' out, won't you calm it down.
I guess its alright, looking for you in the middle of the night.

Now I'm the papa, of the paparazzi lottery.
Don't work for fellas, so Tiger Woods don't try to bother me!
Won't catch me snappin' from the trees or on the streets.
My photos come to me, I leave that shit to TMZ.

So what do I do? Take it to the news,
They put it up on Youtube.
I showed all my friends, who showed all their friends,
Put it in a text press send.
Fame has gone to my head,
Better not wind up dead.
At my trial chicks still shout,
Hope a picture of my ass gets out!

(chorus)
Hey now baby finding out, what you're working out.
I guess its alright, looking for love in the middle of the night.
Hey now baby freakin' out, won't you calm it down.
I guess its alright, looking for you in the middle of the night.

HEY HO

chorus)
Hey now baby finding out, what you're working out.
I guess its alright, looking for love in the middle of the night.
Hey now baby freakin' out, won't you calm it down.
I guess its alright, looking for you in the middle of the night.

HEY HO

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from (​$​) CoiNz, released June 14, 2013

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New Beat Fund Los Angeles, California

New Beat Fund birthed when a piggy bank with the words "New Beat Fund" encrypted on it was catapulted into the facade of a corporate building. Somewhere in that transaction it became apparent a jar full of “fuck you's” and “I owe you's” would no longer lend it's help to an artist. So we started our own fund; no debts to the bullshit, just a direct deposit from your's truly. Thanks for Donating. ... more

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